You're going to want to move, I just sharpened these.

name: christy

occupation: tour operator

how she gets her groups to the front of all the lines: elbows

"Rush, Rush" is great, but it's 1991 ...

 

name: octavia

occupation: museum curator

how she selects an artwork: secretly, it has to make her think of an 80s song

If I don't get another beer in a minute, people are going to start to notice.

 

name: shane

occupation: wayward son of an oil tycoon

claim to fame: suffers from an unknown medical condition doctors are calling "shane's beer hand"

Attracting new business can be difficult, but I think I've cracked it.

name: sandy
occupation: underpaid nanny
desired salary: $25 per hour

I hope this doesn't get stained in biochem.

 

name: nancy

occupation: performing arts high school freshman (bass guitar)

signature fashion statement: handmade floral messenger bags

I don't care if they want to marry you, there's a coffee shop down the street.

name: rosa
occupation: sorority house mother
strictest rule: no men in the bathroom

Why can't a find a medium roasted woman with a deep mineral quality and a hint of citrus?

 

name: antony

occupation: professional coffee connoisseur

romantic achilles heel: likes his women like he likes his coffee

We could do a whole number based on hair tosses.

name: michelle

occupation: salsa teacher

dream: to dance with justin bieber someday on 'dancing with the stars'

Act natural, Elvira. You're just shopping for neon shorts.

 

name: elvira

occupation: dental assistant

why she loves work: suffers from excessive paranoia when alone

He'd better not stand me up. It's not like I can rewear this hat.

 name: simone

occupation: restaurant hostess

unfortunate habit: when waiting, sits like she's on the toilet