Winter Break

Yours truly will be in the freezing tundra of Minneapolis for the holidays and not out photographing mannequins.

(That would be crazy.)

Is it five yet? I spent my lunch break in the copy room.

name: yvette

occupation: intern at a big law firm
favorite food: individually wrapped slices of processed cheese

I can't hear you. Go play with your friends. Mmm-bop.

name: carolina

occupation: third grade teacher, face painting enthusiast
weakness: listens to hansen all day

Mariah Carey was so good in "Precious." Who knew?

name: jennifer

occupation: social worker

favorite song to sing in the shower: beautiful by christina aguilera

Ken looks just like an Austenian hero.

name: lucinda

occupation: mother of two girls
what she does while they're at school: plays barbie

Is that gouda?

name: monique
occupation: hair stylist and the dj's girlfriend
how she blows off steam: shops for exotic cheeses

Something smells like sandalwood. Intriguing.

name: bertram
occupation: aromatherapist
high school moment of fame: wrote an award-winning poem about hiawatha

I have seen the future, and you look hot.

name: candy
occupation: personal shopper
perception quirk: pictures everyone she sees in spanx

Was that my iron supplement or an Ambien?

name: veronica
occupation: televangelist
point of confusion: has always privately believed ringo was the secret fifth gospel

Don't call me "Jack-in-the-Box," you don't know my life.

wednesday animal edition

name: brian
occupation: dishes out samples at the teddy bear grocery store
favorite hangout: a box with a hockey player on it

I wonder if table 80 is clear yet.

name: julie
occupation: restaurant hostess
favorite movie: wild hearts can't be broken